irish

irish
1. (irish) (5765↑, 1310↓)
kickass people who dont smell like potatoes, or drink whiskey all the time. better than the french. racist? maybe.

irish people are better than french people

2. (irish) (3931↑, 807↓)
1. People From [Ireland] (Duhh) 2. Went Through 800 Years of English Oppression and kicked (most) of the bastards out. Still troubles going on to this day 3. Probably the nicest race of people you will ever meet 4. Can handle drink unlike some English louts. 5. Hate [knackers]/[Chavs]

Tiocfaidh ar la. - Our Day Will Come\!

3. (irish) (3212↑, 658↓)
" Negroes turned inside out." The Irish are a cultured and intelligent people who have been discriminated against in both England and America. Believe me, those WASPs weren't always holding parades for us. They used to burn our churchs, lynch us, fire us first, hire us last. Plus, since we were all poor, did all that jigging, and drank a lot they didn't consider us white. They used to call us "negroes turned inside out." So don't take your heritage for granted, my fellow Irishmen. We've been through a lot. Thats probably why Irish women are some of the most strong-willed, brave women in the world, a long with black, italian, and jewish women. The same goes for our hard-working men, who gave their lives on the assembly lines. Never forget.

Know your roots, my fellow irishmen. Irish pride.

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4. (irish) (2209↑, 786↓)
coolest motherfuckers around. at least better than you. WERE NOT ALL FUCKING ALCHOLICS. get that through your thick skull. contrary to popular belief, we dont all eat potatoes every meal of the day.

the irish are the blacks of europe

5. (irish) (1981↑, 603↓)
Has whiskey in it

Irish coffe, irish cream, Irish man

6. (Irish) (2032↑, 720↓)
1.The hottest nationality 2.Yes-we can hold our liquor unless those english pussies 3.No-that doesn't mean we're alchoholics 4.The only nation w/ their own holiday celebrated worldwide 5.Get lots of kisses 6.Is envied by all 7.Kicked those dirty bastard brits back to their own wasteland country 8.Loves green u kno u wish u were one of the selected few who were lucky enough to b born IRISH\!\!\!

boy1:damn that girl is sexy boy2:yea, and shes irish too boy1:well that explains why shes so sexy\! irishgirl:hey boys, kiss me, i'm irish *MMMMUAH\!\!\!\!\!*

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7. (irish) (1341↑, 274↓)
People From Ireland(Obviously) The Language Spoken by the Irish(Gaeilge) A Nation far Greater than Britian A Nation to be proud to be Born in Not just a place full of potatoes and drink The founders of Guinness The Nation who kicked the bastard Brits out of Ireland\! For all my fellow irishmen reading this I salute you and advise you to give this definition a thumbs up\!

Irish kick ass way better than Britian

8. (irish) (831↑, 258↓)
1. From Ireland. 2. The language that is only spoken in a minority of small areas in Ireland. The rest just have plain English.

1. 'Hello. I'm Irish.' (from Ireland) 2. 'Dia dhuit'='Hello' 'Maróidh mé thú le mo bhata mór'='I'm going to kill you with my big bat' 'Is maith liom do shrón'='I like your nose'

9. (irish) (645↑, 211↓)
the main reason why prohibition never worked out

when a irish man is sober he is 10 times more deadly then when durnk

10. (irish) (633↑, 290↓)
the smoothest people in the world, they have this bad rep but its bull, they have this good rep and its true ;) best known for guinness and flogging molly :D daaaaaamn straight ha oh and i'm irish, and you're not, :P

hes irish, what a duuuude oh yeah great in bed too...

11. (irish) (654↑, 342↓)
A swear word, according to Ned Flanders.

We don't use the "I" word in this house\!

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12. (irish) (512↑, 202↓)
1. The most gorgeous accent ever 2. Some of the nicest guys i've ever met 3. Have fukin strong livers\! 4. Pro golfers....well all the ones i met

I bloody love my irish i cant wait to go out with the irish's again Fergal is one fit irish

13. (Irish) (466↑, 237↓)
Gods along with the Scots\! See Scottish.

All Irish are NOT alcoholics

14. (irish) (403↑, 204↓)
Adj., describing anything from Ireland. Has stereotypical (racist?) associatons of drinking and/or fighting (hardly unique to Ireland, see [Chav]). These associations arose from anti-Irish bigotry in 19th century [England] and can be seen perpetuated in Temple Bar in [Dublin] any night of the week. Often by tourists. Some misguided Irish people also like to perpetuate this myth. Positive associations include having a highly educated workforce (especially in IT industry), massive artistic output far out of proportion to the population (in music, literature, visual arts, etc.), and a population of warm fun-loving people. That last one is only partly true.

How do the Irish find time to produce all that music and literature with all the drinking and fighting?

15. (irish) (333↑, 153↓)
The most badass people ever born. Great sense of humor, drinks but is not a drunk, but most arent light wieghts when it comes to drinking they must drink more than other people. lucky very lucky. Most are fun to hang out with, can also hold thier own in a fight. Smooth talkers.

my girl friend is irish im irish even most of my friends are irish and i have never had so much luck.....

16. (Irish) (288↑, 116↓)
The only race of people capable to build and destroy New York City.

The early New York Irish built New York, but after they were pissed they burnt it down..then built it back up

17. (Irish) (246↑, 81↓)
Something that most Americans consider themselves to be.

American: "I'm Irish\!" Me: Oh cool, were your parents born there? American: No... Me: Grandparents? American: No, but my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather was\!

18. (irish) (375↑, 242↓)
The best goddammed race in the whole fucking world. Survived centuries of bastard English invasions.Love black humour.

Have you any Irish in you? Not tonight,no

19. (irish) (271↑, 144↓)
Girls tend to be hotties with fiery tempers. Red or dark hair, ivory skin and green eyes are trademarks. Guys tend to be hardworking and fun at parties.

See that Irish looking girl over there? I'm so glad she broke up with that greasy Italian and got with that nice guy Sean.

20. (Irish) (270↑, 143↓)
The principle race of Éireann ([Ireland]). Also refers to their language, Irish ([Gaelic]). They still bear a strong grudge towards the English for the centuries of [prejudice] and grief heaped on them. [Stereotype]d as heavy drinkers, potato bingers, and [red-head]ed. Not all of them drink, and if they do, not to the extreme that's shown in sterotypes; stereotypes cover only a minority of a people. And they do not eat potoatoes all day, everyday. And only 10% of Ireland's people are natural redheads; the vast majority are dark-haired.

[Lindsay Lohan], [Conan O'Brian], [Jerry O'Connell], [Enya], and [Sinéad O'Connor] are Irish. Tá ann mórán déarfainn má d'fhéadainn labhairt [Gaeilge], ach ní féidir liom. Níl mé líofa inti, ach tha mi fileanta sa' Ghàidhlig.

21. (Irish) (273↑, 181↓)
the only ethnic group with the ability to knock you out while fucking your girlfriend

that damn shant Irish got my girl pregnant and gave me a black eye

22. (irish) (277↑, 185↓)
1.We live on a godforsaken island entitled [Ireland] 2.We do like drink but not all of us are [Alcoholics] 3.[Underestimated] 4.Built [New York] 5.Invaded by the british see [Chav] or [Chavs] 6.Capital city [Dublin] 7.Fun loving attitude 8.One of the most highly educated workforces in [IT] 9.Mostly [Racist] hahaha ;) 10.Im irish and your not muahahahahaha

How's a goin there paddy\! Would you look at that black n'tan\!

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23. (irish) (180↑, 95↓)
1. (in British usage) illogical, back-to-front. (This term is used by prejudiced people.) 2. (in American usage) not really Irish at all, lacking Irish citizenship, having little or no knowledge of Ireland, and knowing nothing of the Irish language or Irish culture, but possessing a great-great-grandparent (or the like) who was Irish. Not regarded as Irish by actual genuinely Irish people (those with Irish nationality).

1. "Why are you doing it that way? That's so Irish\!" 2. American One: "I'm Irish." American Two: "I'm English, Irish, Scottish, French, and German\!"

24. (irish) (126↑, 63↓)
a word the vikings used to name the people that lived in the place they called ireland

the irish live in ireland, by jiminy\!

25. (Irish) (211↑, 168↓)
1. A person who comes from the great country of Ireland. Well known for being able to handle drink unlike the British or the Americans and being able to handle semi-automatic weaponry due to the fact that half the country is serving or have served in either the FCA or the Slua in their spare time. See [Steyr AUG] 2. A language that will be dead in twenty years if the Polish, Romanians and Nigerians keep coming in. (Not trying to make that sound racist) 3. What 50 million Americans who've never been to Ireland claim to be.

I'm proud to be Irish

26. (Irish) (80↑, 47↓)
Irish (n.): to be Irish is to be able chug any filthy alcohol no matter what.

"Look at Daniel chug that shitty Amber Ale. He's so Irish."

27. (irish) (136↑, 110↓)
1. Someone who is from Ireland. the Irish have been given many stereotypes (both positive and negative) 2. some American who thinks it's cool to be Irish and so proclaims that they are indeed "Irish" because their great great grandfather may or may not have come from Ireland. see Poser.

Irishman: "i am from Ireland, thus i am IRISH" Poser: "my Great, great Grandfather's cousin once met an Irishman, thus i am Irish"

28. (Irish) (64↑, 40↓)
People who are not british, contrary to the belief of some people across the pond. Irish- From the Republic Of Ireland.

In The States; Girl: Where are u from Irish Guy: Ireland Girl: Ah, like the UK Irish: No, you dumb broad, Ireland. Goddamn septics...(walks off)

29. (irish) (96↑, 83↓)
european blacks blacks from europe

an irish person has an automatic ghetto pass

30. (irish) (172↑, 161↓)
A guy who can get pretty much any girl he wants by just smiling, laughing, and talking. She doesn't even have to be drunk and he doesn't even have to say anything interesting or sweet.

I went out with that Irish guy and he bought me lots of drinks. But little did he know, all he had to do was smile, laugh, and talk about how much he likes to build stuff.

31. (Irish) (83↑, 73↓)
one of the proudest and bravest nations on the face of the Earth, lots of influential Americans think they have Irish roots. the population of Ireland fell from close to 9 million to about 4 million in the famine at the end of the 19th century. The Irish were invaded by the British and Brits had a stranglehold of the Irish for the better part of a millenium, the British, led by their bloodthirsty leader Oliver Cromwell, terrorized Irish citizens and treated them like scum. Nevertheless the Irish remained strong and proud and in 1916 the British government pressured Michael Collins (the Nationalist leader) into signing a treaty which partly seperated them from the british

hey, did you know that the Irish Earl of Cork was the first man ever to experiment with chemistry? the Irish are one of the best nations on the Earth EVERYONE wishes they were Irish\!\!\!

32. (Irish) (13↑, 8↓)
1. One from Ireland or of direct descent of one from Ireland (up to three generations). 2. Can get any girl/guy with a look and smile. 3. Can hold their drink. 4. If farther than three generations, one who embraces their ancestry and attempts to gain at least a fundamental knowledge of the history and language of Ireland and it's people. 5. All of the above with a Balls out temperament

Tá mé Gaeilge...um... déileáil sin leis\! I'm Irish so deal with it\!

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33. (Irish) (13↑, 9↓)
A) People from Ireland B) Friendliest/kindest people you will meet (unless you get on their bad side) C) Can hold their drink much better than any other nationality. D) Thousand times better then there neighbors in england who sit around all day drinking tea and worshiping a fat old lady called the queen. E) Oh and much finer girls then the dirty loud mouth italians. ;)

No party like an Irish party Everyone wishes they were Irish

34. (Irish) (5↑, 2↓)
Really cool people, not always drunks, not always lepracauns, dont always eat potatoes, not always ginger\! Can be from Southern Ireland OR Northern Ireland

dude 1: Wow that girl is awesome\! dude 2: i no right? dude 1: like she is seriously hot, she must be Irish dude 2: thats why shes so hot\!

35. (irish) (99↑, 97↓)
To make a drink alcoholic.

"Hey O'C, Irish up this coke for me."

36. (Irish) (0↑, 0↓)
These guys and girls know how to have a good time. Out of all the other europeans and besides germans they are the best\!

Dude that irish party is rockin\!

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37. (Irish) (11↑, 11↓)
temper, anger

Why is your Irish up over that?

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38. (irish) (93↑, 93↓)
people who all have ghetto passes for everything weve been through almost as bad of shit as blacks and mexicans

irish people dont drink as much as beleived

39. (irish) (154↑, 155↓)
the best fucking race of people of all time. everyone wishes they were irish and those of us lucky enough to be so are fucking proud of it. proud proveyers of guinness, whiskey, hot girls, hotter guys, and the fucking [boondock saints].

he's irish...he's so fucking hot. oh, she's irish? what a hottie.

40. (Irish) (0↑, 2↓)
Adjective used to describe the bravest men, the most beautiful women, the loveliest landscape, and the best whiskey ever to bless the Earth. Used in most countries to describe what they wish they were.

"Mon Dieu\! My snail-eating country is full of cowards and ugly women. Why did not God make me Irish?\!" "We wudna turned tail at Dunkirk if we'd been the bloody Irish." "Irish? Ain' dat some foo'ball team?"

41. (Irish) (1↑, 3↓)
A person named Irish, is kickass, knows how to handle shit that people give to her. Is beautiful no matter what people say. If they talk shit about her step up becasue she'll bust yo ass. She's outgoing, loves to dance, party, and drink. She's pretty, smart, and has a unique name that no one barely has. A person named "Irish" is usually a friendly and nice who hangs out with everybody. And pretty popular in school. Pretty damn funny too.

Goddamn, whose that beautiful girl walking by? Ohh, thats Irish. She just roasted that girl. Hell yeah she always does, she knows how to handle shit when people give it to her.

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42. (Irish) (110↑, 116↓)
People indigenous to the Island of Ireland situated of the coast of mainland Europe. Most don’t see themselves as European but Irish only. Were invaded by the evil British like a lot of other places and thankfully got rid of most of them god bless Michael Collins. Most Irish live in the county (Dublin) but it is estimated that it won’t be long until they are a minority there. Red-Heads are a minority with an average of 1 or 2 in every classroom. Drink is a major part of the culture with 2 pubs in even the smallest village. Alcoholism is not widespread, although drink abuse is gaining momentum among the younger generation. Very few true Irish still exist those who can speak the Irish language, who eat Irish food enjoy Irish hobbies such as Céiles (Dances involving Irish dance aka Rince) and despise the british.

Note: You cannot be Irish and British its an Oxymoron. Clíona is Irish she lives in Ireland plays Camogie, traditional Irish music and goes to Céiles. Gan dabt is féidir lei an teanga a labhairt go liofa freisin. -She also speaks the Irish Language.

43. (irish) (16↑, 24↓)
the only people who will make you feel guilty for smoking marijuana while guzzling a bottle of jack daniels. they are tough people. they could definitely kick my ass, if not physically, definitely verbally.

Oh, I'm an Irish Catholic, my religion is the best and all others suck. Look at that "tough" Irish kid talking shit to everyone just to start a brawl.

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44. (irish) (104↑, 112↓)
1. Idiot who THINKS he's from Ireland or (Eire). Can be found in America and some parts of England. Thinks he has celtic heritidge despite a)not having pale skin b)having dark hair c)not being able to speak the language d)not having the accent e)having no knowledge of Irish history and thinking that ther're Irish because their surname begins with an O' or ends with '-an' eg. O'Toole, GrogAN f)not being able to hold their drink G)HAVING AN IDENTITY CRISIS 2. Guy from Ireland - who I have no problem with

The last irish guy I met was Liam Gallagher. He's from the same part of Ireland as me - England.

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45. (Irish) (5↑, 14↓)
The slang word for finding a girl who has been given, often times strategically, the date rape drug, taking her home, and proceeding to rape her or try to, while the guy has full knowledge she is drugged up. The men who do this are often times from Lewistown, MT

Dude, you can't Irish her, her moms here

46. (irish) (155↑, 164↓)
the greatest people in the history of the world barnun. Fuck everybody else. We love 2 drink and were so good at it that u can tell if a person drinks or not just by seein their freckles. Im Irish and u probably arent and that sucks 4 u.

The Irish are the blacks of Europe--so we love chicken, can all dunk and have big penises.

47. (irish) (77↑, 87↓)
Policy or an action that is silly. "That's so fucking irish" mainly used by scots or english who are a bit racist. In the same league as my mum giving my brother the nickname "O'Reily" because he's a bit thick. Coming from the traditional joke format, "An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman..." where the irishman is the butt of the joke.

"We're building a bridge, but we don't have any river to build it over, so its been cancelled and we're not going into work any more." Dylan Moran giving an example of irish news.

48. (Irish) (14↑, 29↓)
(i) A person/object that originates from Ireland. (ii) An identity many middle-aged American's tend to associate themselves with. Contrary to their belief, they are not Irish. Having a "great-granddaddy" from Ireland does not make you Irish.

[Colin Farrell] is Irish Yank: "Oh my god, I'm Irish too. My father's mother came from County Kerry. I visited her home town last summer it was so pretty"

49. (Irish) (41↑, 57↓)
Some good people who have nice history. Have nice displays of castles and their food's delicious. Casual and smart.

Irish go for Ireland.

50. (Irish) (7↑, 25↓)
Kind of a dim-witted, lazy but fun group of people who's women folk are known for really putting out\!

Being irish, anne was an absolutely wonderful and amazing whore\! :)

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51. (irish) (81↑, 99↓)
What you are if you live in, where born in or have parents who were born in Ireland. Not what Americans are if their ancestors came from Ireland. You are American, your ancestors were Irish.

American Person: Oh my god, you're Irish. My husband is from Cork. He's never been there though. (someone actually said this to me\!) Irish Person: Ri-ight\! or American Person: Oh my god, it's Saint Patrick's day. I didn't realise it. I should wear something green, I'm Irish. (someone also said this to me\!) Irish person: No you're not, you're American with Irish ancestors\!\!\!

52. (Irish) (33↑, 58↓)
In America people do not usualy refer to Irish as americans as Irish but simply Irish. I am half Irish. I do not claim that I am genetically or culturally completely Irish as I am culturally American and my mom's side is hungarian. Also, people need to realize how badly Irish were discriminated against. We were economically raped and had lives worse than the african-americans and latinos did at the time we came here. The reason people don't recognize this is because the Irish are considered white now and no one could possibly imagine that a group of white people were basicallly enslaved. If you don't believe me do some heavy reseacrh on it Being oppressed is not something to be proud of by the way. Being oppressed then digging yourself out of it when other groups of people still have not is something to be proud of. And by the way irish men, and unfortunately women are beasts, usually.

I live in America and am half Irish in background. I am aware the Irish were oppressed and am proud we conquered the oppression.

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53. (irish) (30↑, 56↓)
Irish: The race that saved civilization. The race that put the 'ire' in Eire\! The race that produced the some of the world's most gorgeous human beings. The race that included the most humorous human beings. The race that produced some of the finest writers and social commentators. The race created to make the English humble. The race that clearly had the most fun on the Titanic. The race that reminds us to believe in all things magical: leprechauns, fairies, rainbows, unicorns, four leaf clovers and pots of gold. The race that reminds us of the power of story. The race that knows how to die with aplomb. The race that wrote the book on working hard & playing harder. The race that knows the strength of family. The race with the loveliest sweaters. The race who know dancing cures many an ill. The race that respects animals. The race that creates the hottest firemen and officers. The race you would want to be if you could choose\! And on top of all that: The race that created 'Father Ted' Enough Said\!\! ;) (Gratefully not responsible for 'Lucky Charms' Cereal or Tom Cruise however tasty both may be...)

"If it ain't Irish, it's just not that funny."

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54. (irish) (90↑, 116↓)
People from Ireland... Yes they are hot now and they can drink... but watch 20 laters from now they will all get fat and have protruding beer bellies.. i am irish and almost all of the older irish people i know turn out to be fat and ugly when they get older... catch em when they are young and dump their proud asses to the street. :D

i went out with a hot irish girl last night for a one night stand and she paid for all my drinks \!

55. (irish) (81↑, 110↓)
someone you do not want to challege to a drinking contest, also never challenge to quarters

Irish can never be beat in drinking, or quarters

56. (irish) (105↑, 134↓)
the nicest people youll ever meet...when you break through their fronted temper...its true that the irish have horrible tempers, but seriously, who the fuck doesnt? known as either the ugliest ppl youll ever see, or so drop dead gorgeous you cant keep your eyes off them. and fuck you if you think that were all alcocholics who eat potatoes and have no education, youre damn wrong.

i dont need one...alright fuck that, yes i do yo,what the hell was that fight about?? "someone called that irish guy a ginny"

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57. (Irish) (73↑, 102↓)
People who have been known to have a very hot headed temper.

Better watch out for that angry guy he's Irish.

58. (irish) (20↑, 50↓)
An overly stereotyped group of upstanding individuals.

"We're the first ones drinking, the last ones standing, we're the only friends you got, while we're laughing and singin' your ears are all ringin', I guess we're everything you're not\!\!" -"The Last Ones Standing" by Ceann (an irish rock band)

59. (irish) (82↑, 112↓)
Very hard working people with positive attitudes.

I am of Irish parents.

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60. (irish) (116↑, 151↓)
Miserable, complaining people. Thet hate everyone and love themselves.

Bloody irish, they're always complaining.

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61. (Irish) (65↑, 102↓)
Irish - A group of people from the island of Ireland, that are owned by the [British], want to be [Italians] but arent even as good as the [Scottish], also these people are permadrunks that love to fight. also have never controlled a large Empire, like the [British], [Romans], [Mongolians] [Germans] or any one else... hell even the [French] have contributed more to the world

Those damn Irish always fighting in the bars, and arguing about soccer

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62. (Irish) (10↑, 47↓)
People from Ireland. Also a language. Don't ask me if Ireland is considered an English speaking Nation or not because I don't know.

I am Irish because my grandmother is from Ireland.

63. (irish) (73↑, 111↓)
the coolest fucken race of people anywhere in the world, who kicked those bastard brits right out of the country\!\!\! yeooo\!\!\!

irish are herrenvolk

64. (Irish) (13↑, 53↓)
For the great Gaels of Ireland, Are the men that God made mad, For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad.

Irish I was a duck

65. (irish) (68↑, 112↓)
a kick ass nationality that knows how to fight,& drink,funniest people in the world,awsome to party with,greatest people on this mother fucking earth, dark or red hair and green or blue eyes are trademark

I'm a hundred percent irish.

66. (Irish) (108↑, 154↓)
Hot tempered, stinky, alcholic, ginger headed little men and women with annoying accents. The rest of Europe gets a good laugh out of them.

Irishman: "oh deary, the leprachan took me pot 'o gold, wheres me pint?" Frenchman: "Send our rubbish barges to Ireland\!"

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67. (Irish) (17↑, 64↓)
THE COOLEST PEOPLE ON THE EARTH.Live by the dirty fucking Brits.We can hold our liquor but no were not alcoholics. In the past and even now we are discriminated against.We are,including the scots, and the blacks are the toughest ppl ever.Our men work hard to provide.Our women are tough strong and can fight as well if not better than the guys.Many of us live in Boston , are catholic and have fiery tempers.But we are the best.

Irish people are cooler than the french , italian , and Canadian.racist?who cares,im irish.

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68. (Irish) (59↑, 107↓)
Irish One of the best ethnicities to be. Great food, great lifestyles, great everything. Only hated by those who wish to be like us, and those who have no education.

I'm Irish...Be Jealous

69. (Irish) (120↑, 168↓)
The Irish are: 1.Weak, stupid people, prone to drink 2.Come from an island named ireland 3.Large percentage of gingers 4.Cant speak english probably, even when they try 5.No unique national import except their own stereotype 6.Blame the English for all their troubles(no pun intended)

Ed:You alright mate, where do you come from then? Paddy:I'm Irish. From Ireland. Ed: Wheres that then?

70. (irish) (160↑, 208↓)
People who are prone to tell you how great they are. Fond of touting their robust economy while failing to mention it was built on the foundation of an E.U. welfare state. Think everything Celtic is romantic, special, unique blah blah blah. Sometimes consider the Scotch and Welsh as Celtic kinsman and sometimes exclude them for not not being true Celts (as if Ireland has the only claim). Say they have their own language but unlike Wales, no one can actually speak it and haven;t for years (That makes them posseurs). Their beer is overrated (Beamish is really good, but doesn't have Guiness' marketing) food sucks (this ain't no France) and sometimes call themselves the blacks of Europe (this is especially offensive, yes they were oppressed but is this the equivalent of enslavement? Only a douchebag Irishman would think so). Do have a good history of music (the folk shit gets old but they can boast of Van Morrison, U2, Thin Lizzie etc.) The one factor that redeems the Irish? They can shit in a bag, stamp made in Ireland on it, and sell it to stupid Americans for $50.

Irish-American wannabe: Kiss Me I'm Irish Irishman: Where you from? IAW: Boston, Red Sox Rule\! Irishman: (shitting in a bag) Would you like to buy an authentic Irish souvenir?

71. (irish) (98↑, 147↓)
1. The goofiest looking nationality on the planet. 2. Euphemism for drunk. 3. Posessing way too much pride in ethnic identity.

1. That girl has the wierdest eye shape and some crazy eyebrows. Plus, she smells like week old tater tots. She must be Irish. 2. Why is tara using Jack Daniel's in a beer bong? Because Tara is an Irish. 3. My name is Erin Morris. That's about as Irish as you can get. I hate Irish people and thier sense of self-importance. They are worse than mexicans.

72. (Irish) (54↑, 109↓)
A beautiful group of people. Lovely Lush of green. Calm peaceful wind of the land. Always with a happy smile. Great food. Sophisticated and soft people always a beautiful culture. Always will they be allies with the Americans. I am proud to know that these nice people are our allies.

I am also proud to know that I have 12.5% of Irish blood flowing through my veins. I love the Emerald Isle\!

73. (irish) (67↑, 124↓)
The first wiggers- along with the black people were discriminated in the USA and lived in poor housing.

Ever heard the saying "No nigger, no Irish" -All over the USA\!

74. (Irish) (64↑, 123↓)
If you are Irish you are one of the greatest people alive. The Irish are the most smart and sophisticated people ever to walk the planet.

I'm 12.5% Irish from my mum.

75. (irish) (59↑, 119↓)
the best people ever. why? no reasons, we just are.

my parents are both irish. my dad, AND my mom.

Author: anirishmotherfucker http://irish.urbanup.com/2459275
76. (Irish) (9↑, 71↓)
People from Ireland. Also a language. Don't ask me if Ireland is an English speaking nation or not because I don't know.

I am Irish because my grandmother is from Ireland.

77. (Irish) (47↑, 110↓)
The people of Ireland. These people are very good looking and have very big dicks. (Truth) They all are very good fighters and all are very strong.

"Hey, Pat, your Irish right? I bet you could kick a Russian's, Pole's, and a German ass with one hand\!"

78. (irish) (48↑, 111↓)
The Conscience of the world. You dickheads keep fuckin' things up, and us Irish have to sort out the mess. Don't ever forget that.

Every 3rd world country where you find relief workers, you find mostly Irish. Bob Geldof and Bono. The only 2 Non-Country Leaders at the G8 summit. 'Cos the Leaders can't be fuckin' trusted. Don't ever forget that.

79. (irish) (29↑, 92↓)
Hey Samhain_Knight, So Ireland is the least "Anglosized," of all the Celtic Nations. Is that why your language is practically dead whereas our (more ancient celtic) language is thriving and is the only Celtic tongue to have bucked the pan celtic decline in speakers and increased in number? I love the Irish but you do like the sound of your own voices and love telling the world how fantastic you all are. zzzzzzzz. Can the Scots and Irish try to remember they are not the only peoples in these isles of Celtic ancestry. P.S. most of the Southern Scots are descended from Germanic peoples just like the English, they used to be welsh (check out our most ancient poets who lived and wrote there.)

eg1: American person: So your Irish, like from the UK do you know the Queen? Irish person: No it's a seperate country. eg2: American: Celtic like Irish right. Cymro: Rwy't i'n twp iawn. Cymru am byth\!

Author: Owain Glyndwr http://irish.urbanup.com/1965751
80. (irish) (53↑, 116↓)
A race of people who have come under attack by the ignorance of people (mainly living in America) who believe that due to their partial lineage back to the people of Ireland, are somehow "Irish", even though they have never even been to ireland. It is beleived widely to be a form of embarrasment or a way to escape the uninteresting and often boreing fact that these people are card holding americans whos mothers and fathers were born here as were they, and therefore have none of the crudentials that would validate and irish citizenship. Ireland is also known to those who have lived there for its kick ass Fish and Chips and pride in Thick, rich, day-fresh guinness.

Jane Callahan: Hey did you know my great grandmother was irish so im a total 'Mic\! LOL\! Plus i have freckles which *EVERYBODYS got "over there"\!*\!\!\!1\!11 el oh el\! John Doe: I feel bad for *Ireland*

81. (irish) (53↑, 120↓)
Best people ever. Why? No reasons. We just are.

I'm 15 % Irish. My mother is 25% Irish.

82. (Irish) (85↑, 156↓)
1. the first [wiggers] 2. Something that blacks wish they were 3. Hard drinkin Hard fightin bastards

"Conan O'Brien is irish"

83. (irish) (123↑, 197↓)
People of Irish descent. Considered the "Blacks of Europe" and for good reason. Scientific analysis has shown the Irish to be closer to apes than most Europeans, this is especially apparant in facial structure. Physically they have large, oversized balloon heads with relatively small brains compared to homo sapiens. Sickly pale white skin with bad teeth is common. Known to be loud and obnoxious in behavior, and prone to alcoholism. Like to think of themselves as tough fighters, but universally known to cut and bleed easily. Have a long tradition of racial intolerance, and are proud of it. Males of the species often have small penises, known as "the curse of the irish". It is believed the "baby dick syndrome" is a major cause of anger issues and alcoholism among the males. Their 'cuisine' is very simple, all foods are boiled with a minimal seasonings. A common snack is a dirty potato fresh from the earth,devoured with much relish\! They must eat potatoes at regular intervals, failure to do so will lead to paranoia and mental instability.(eg. "They're Always After me Lucky Charms\!") Their beverage of choice to wash the spuds down is bottled sewage known as "Guinness". Interestingly, despite all these shortcomings, they have a "superiority complex" bordering on arrogance. It is believed this developed as a coping mechanism. Occupation: The males are known to work as police officers, where laziness,lack of character, and racist attitudes make them an ideal fit. Others work in non mentally demanding fields such as construction. Mating: Often occurs while intoxicated, birth control is rarely used. Low intelligence and Fetal Alcohol Syndrome are believed to be causative factors... Litters are large, with the female bearing over 15 "tater tots" in an average lifespan. Culture: Have brought the world numerous abominations such as "Riverdance", "U2", hack/plagarist Denis Leary and the always nauseating "Dropkick Murphys".

A million Irish starved to death during the potato famine. . .You're on an ISLAND for chrissakes, learn how to FISH, you stupid Micks\! I needs me beloved potato NOW, Molly\!\! Paddy: Kiss me, I'm Irish\!\! Woman: *Vomits* Is that lipless orifice filled with rotten, jagged teeth supposed to be your mouth??

84. (Irish) (25↑, 103↓)
The coolest people ever, and yes we ARE all alchoholics. dont beleive the lies, we are soaked with booze and thats the way we like it. NOT the same as british becasue we have so much better of an accent and are nly rivaled in awsomeness by scotland, both of which have kicked englands ass.

Man im so hungover, last night i really got into my irish heritage.

Author: Mr. CW Nelson http://irish.urbanup.com/2909278
85. (Irish) (19↑, 104↓)
People with a awesome accent, they like to wear green.

'Ello Bertrand, ye like me accent? I'm Irish. Ya like me green, too?

Author: Sexy and Horny http://irish.urbanup.com/2764659
86. (irish) (114↑, 199↓)
Always waffling on about kicking the Brits out of Ireland. I have some startling news for you bog trotters, were still there\!\! By the way, have any of you noticed how poor you downtrodden cave dwellers are compared to your slightly less bestial neighbours to the North? Think about it (if you can). Ta ta slum monkeys\!

Apes, Monkeys, Cro Mangon, Simian, Beasts, Irish

87. (Irish) (28↑, 121↓)
the irish wear green all the time and drink beer for a living. FALSE\! they celebrate in church for st.patricks day. they do a parade. there are no leplorcons. they ussaly have blue eyes and dark hair. they have a history of being prejudged by the english. but, they share hisory in a way. ALL of the irish came from the iberian peninslua. so, if youre irish, youre either portuguese or spanish, OR maybe even both\! i am irish and i am proud to have oroginated in portugal and spain.

i am irish and i think that they are just people. they are not all white. i know a couple of black folks who are irish. but MOST are white. not all. i am not saying that we are the coolest people ever. we are just people. saying that is totally not nessesary.

Author: someguywhoplaysbytherules http://irish.urbanup.com/2425489
88. (irish) (53↑, 149↓)
The most amazing people in the whole world\! Yeah most of them may be alcoholics but nobody is perfect\! They know how to throw one hell of a party\!

Ned:I went to an amzing party last week and i drank so much that I'm still drunk now\! Ted:Wow\! Who's party was it? Ned: Oh this cool Irish dude's

89. (irish) (70↑, 166↓)
[fantastic] Red haired scarily pale breed of people found on small cold island on outskirts of Europe Famous for - Heavy drinking - Teaching americans that Pog ma hone is an olde worlde Irish greeting - And generally being fantastic

Gee whizz I wish I was a fantastic irish person, id greet them all with a heartey "pog ma hone"

90. (irish) (28↑, 126↓)
1. A place with fine bar ladies where satisfying weekend beers are drunk. 2. Any pub with an Irish sounding name such as Dicey Riley's, Finnegan's Chin, Finn McCool's, Gilhooley's, etc... (obviously not those in Ireland). 3. Dicey Riley's in Cleveland.

Get to the IRISH\!\!\!\!

91. (irish) (23↑, 122↓)
1. to get your drink on 2. the act of being drunk 3. name given to people that are sexy, before AND after 6 beers. 4. my last name...

I'm feelin a little irish tonight. Damn if i have one more beer i'll be 110% irish. I wanna tap that irish ass. Im kelly irish, bitch.

92. (Irish) (47↑, 147↓)
1) How I like my coffee 2) People from the island of Ireland (Eire). They only purely Celtic country to survive out of the middle ages. Least Anglosized of all the Celtic lands. Kept there language, tradiditions and culture in the face of repeated invasions from Germanic and Nordic tribes such as Saxon, Angles, Jutes, Vikings, etc... 3) Inventors of the bagpipe 4) Second only to the Scottish\!

Hey there Shamish, why don't you Irish up my coffee for me.

Author: Samhain_Knight http://irish.urbanup.com/936473
93. (irish) (40↑, 151↓)
1. People from Ireland 2. The most commical and funny and cool accent ever 3. People who were pestered by the English for around 800 years, poor dears.. 4. All of them have at least one leprechaun\! 5. People who in the olden days usually always had the smell of whiskey on 'em.

" Aye you feckin' irish " oi, watch ya tongue u irish pric\!

94. (irish) (98↑, 228↓)
see [drunk]

ughh dude,i got so irish last night

95. (irish) (56↑, 206↓)
irish to be from ireland. to be irish you have 1: to be born in ireland 2: a roman catholic 3: be able to hold your drink 4:must be able to trace your family back in ireland by 2000 years. 5:hate prods. 6: have at least one nobel prize laureate in your family 7: hate prods 8:hate the english 9:dance really badly 10: shagged at least 3 british girls in a year preferably up the arse 11: start a row in an empty room. 12:hate prods. 13:hate everyone else.14:must eat bacon everyday.15: shagged at least 50 prod girls in the mouth. 16: celebrate st paddys day everyday.

hello im irish, kiss me im irish, fuck me im irish, fuck off your irish,im irish an im gonna kick your fuckin door in drink all your beer shag your wife sister and granny at the same time, then wipe me cock on your curtains before pissin off to the pub for a refresher. ireland for the irish, prods out\!

Author: da origanal playa http://irish.urbanup.com/1759607
96. (irish) (116↑, 270↓)
people that are straight up alchi's and eat potatoes for every meal. The loudest and most obnoxious people you will ever meet.They like to sing songs and drink guinness.

I'm irish and i drink as much as possible.

97. (irish) (124↑, 345↓)
Irish people...what is there to say. First of all their men laugh like girls. Their women are extremely manly and laugh like men. Irish people are wannabes. They smell horrible. They drink too much, they gamble too much and they always get drunk. I hate being around irish people because I always have to be the designated driver. Since I'm not Irish, they make me be the designated driver. Their cooking is baked beans and franks. Did I mention they drink too much.

\<MAN 1\>Hey u gorgeous irish dude, lets go to a bar , get drunk and start a fight. \<MAN2\> SINCE IM irish i am up for a bar fight. Why do I always lose to the italians though?

98. (irish) (149↑, 405↓)
A bunch of rascist tossers who are only British when they want our benefits. Otherwise they're like "Fuck British scum\!". And yes, most are alcholics.

Irish bitter (Guiness) is shite\!

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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